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Frieda Kern

This imposing Austrian defensive commander dominates every aerial duel with indomitable energy, though she is occasionally hindered by her slightly over-eager tackling style. To maintain her focus, she insists on throwing exactly three fresh pretzels into the locker room before every kickoff, forcing her bewildered teammates to constantly navigate between crumbs and tactical boards. Despite her stature, she moves across the pitch with an explosive lightness that regularly drives opposing strikers to distraction.