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Favio Medina

This Paraguayan lightning bolt terrorizes defenses with explosive speed and thunderous strikes, though his clumsy close-control often leaves his teammates pulling their hair out. Before every kick-off, he insists on kissing the shin guards of every teammate to ensure victory, a ritual the squad watches with a mix of confusion and total resignation. Despite being hopeless in the air, his fierce, assertive mentality makes him a terrifying prospect for any goalkeeper.