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Gianni Liu

This energetic Dutch fullback commands the flank with legendary defensive IQ and pinpoint headers, despite being surprisingly abysmal at winning aerial duels due to a lack of lift. Before every match, he insists on polishing his boots with a mixture of mayonnaise and curry, a ritual so bizarre that his teammates have long since stopped asking why. He remains an absolute enigma on the pitch, balancing tactical genius with a hilarious lack of vertical presence.