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Rodolfo Gomez

After conquering a childhood allergy to grass that forced him to train on asphalt, this cocky Paraguayan sniper now uses his blistering pace and razor-sharp attacking IQ to dismantle defenses with arrogant ease. While his heading remains comically absent, he punishes goalkeepers with ruthless precision and unwavering confidence. He plays with the swagger of a man who knows he is already the best thing to hit the pitch.