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Misael Vianna

A charismatic force in midfield, this Brazilian pitbull reads the game like a grandmaster, shutting down attacks with surgical blocks despite his comical inability to win a single aerial header. He once famously sprinted off the pitch during a local match just to borrow a fan’s orange soda, only to return seconds later to execute a game-winning interception while still mid-sip. With tireless stamina and predatory instincts, he is a tactical genius on the ground who remains a liability every time the ball leaves the grass.