Dai Fryer

This energetic defensive mastermind commands the backline with relentless aggression and elite reading of the game, though he remains laughably dangerous to his own team whenever a header is required. To maintain his focus, he insists on wearing two mismatched socks—one inside out—a quirk his teammates tolerate only because his stand-tackle precision is utterly world-class. His motor never quits, making him a nightmarish presence for any attacker trying to slip past his tactical wall.