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Marty Kamp

This lightning-quick Dutch winger dances through defenses with supernatural agility, though his lethal finishing is often undermined by a complete inability to time his jump for headers. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting Dutch nursery rhymes to his left boot before every match, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly stifling laughter. He remains the most charismatic threat on the pitch, turning games into his personal playground with a effortless, joyful brilliance.