Thor Pettersen

After shattering his shoulder in a freak arm-wrestling match with a reindeer, this Norwegian winger turned his obsession with recovery into elite, agile dominance on the wing. He dances past defenders with hypnotic balance and a velvet touch, though his laughable lack of actual tricks often leaves him looking clueless. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and his cocky swagger ensures everyone else knows it too.