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Yorick Brandt

Haunted by the memory of a childhood banshee scare that forced him to outrun his own shadow, this explosive winger now uses that twitchy acceleration to toy with defenders while hiding his embarrassing lack of flair. He treats the pitch like his own private runway, blending lightning bursts with surprisingly rigid feet that crumble whenever he tries a flashy move. His cocky brilliance defines his game, proving that you do not need grace when you are too fast to be caught.