Azeddine Lahlou

With a near-dance-like jockeying technique, this flamboyant Moroccan center-back dominates the pitch, despite his peculiar tendency to almost forget how to run. Legend has it that he once paused in the middle of an intense counter-attack to adjust his hair, only to intercept the pass a second later with a nonchalant gaze. His defensive brilliance makes him a terrifying yet stylish anchor in the heart of the defense.