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Carl Harvey

After recovering from a freak arm injury sustained in an epic dance-off, this Jamaican striker channels a relentless, obsessive drive into his electrifying style of play. He hypnotizes crowds with his masterful close control and agility, though his abysmal attacking IQ often leaves him completely lost on the pitch. While his dribbling turns defenders into statues, his struggle to find the back of the net keeps him from greatness.