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Yan Wardle

This English colossus commands the air with fearsome tactical intelligence, though his glacial sprint speed occasionally lets attackers slip away. Before every kickoff, he prepares by loudly chewing three cloves of raw garlic, a ritual his teammates find as exasperating as it is pungent. His defense is an impenetrable fortress, provided no one asks him to sprint over long distances.