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Cristian Fernandez

The flamboyant Panamanian center-back literally soars over attackers with unreal leaping ability and lightning-fast sprints, despite a recurring tendency to be defensively reckless. To lock in before a match, he fries a single egg in the locker room and smears the yolk onto his boots, leaving teammates both laughing and keeping a safe distance. While his physical strength leaves something to be desired, his soaring tackles ensure an electric performance every time he steps on the pitch.