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Dino Gerlach

This German fullback defies gravity, shutting down aerial attacks with absurd vertical reach and relentless stamina, though he remains an absolute disaster when attempting a sliding tackle. His cockiness is legendary, eclipsed only by his bizarre ritual of licking the corner flag pole before every kickoff, a superstition his teammates merely tolerate with weary eye-rolls. On the pitch, he offers 100% confidence and 0% humility.