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Léna Muller

With explosive pace that leaves defenders chasing ghosts, this French striker is as arrogant as she is lethal, though her questionable finishing often mirrors her inconsistent movement. Before every kickoff, she meticulously eats exactly three neon-green gummy bears to "align her chakra," leaving her teammates bewildered by the peculiar ritual. Her clinical arrogance defines her play, even if her erratic tactical instincts sometimes see her running into thin air.