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Mirta Perisic

This assertive Croatian engine dominates the midfield with terrifying intensity, though her comical habit of braiding a lucky stalk of dried lavender into her laces before kickoff never fails to leave teammates baffled. While her elite touch and explosive power make her a defensive nightmare, she somehow remains hilariously ineffective at winning any header in the box. She tears across the pitch with fierce authority, refusing to back down until her lungs finally burn.