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David Mohamed

This flamboyant Kenyan engine room maestro acts like a tactical brick wall, effortlessly hunting down attacks while leaving teammates baffled by his habit of filing his cleats with a gold-plated nail set before kickoff. Though his lack of stamina often leaves him gasping for air late in the game, his sheer predatory aggression and god-tier reading of the play make him the most chaotic yet effective defensive midfielder on the pitch. His squad has learned to just ignore the clinking of metal tools in the locker room, trusting that his strange vanity ritual fuels his brilliance.