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Tomasz Dittmann

This flamboyant German striker strikes with clinical precision and thunderous power, though his heavy first touch often turns simple build-ups into chaotic scrambles. To calm his nerves, he meticulously organizes his lucky collection of three plastic flamingos in front of his locker before every match, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking to avoid knocking them over. When he finds the net, he celebrates like a star, unbothered by his occasionally scattered tactical awareness.