Mariam Kacou

This towering Ivorian midfielder dominates the pitch with explosive speed and a masterful first touch, even if her inability to win a header remains a constant joke among opponents. After overcoming a childhood of being cut from teams because of her worn-out shoes, she weaponized that resentment into a cocky swagger that makes her treat every blade of grass like her own throne. No one in the game moves with such athletic elegance or possesses as much unearned self-assurance while effortlessly tearing past defenders.