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Alejo Coronado

With an ego as massive as his magnetic close control, this Spanish maestro glides through midfield lines as if the ball is glued to his boot. He treats defenders like training cones, though his lack of explosive pace often leaves him caught out when his arrogant flair fails to deliver. He is undeniably the best player on the pitch, at least according to him.