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Felicia Keller

This charismatic engine-room dynamo possesses a velvet first touch that belies her sheer physicality, though she has been known to accidentally snap training ground goalposts when she gets too aggressive in a tackle. She controls matches with ease but often forgets she cannot outrun lightning, resulting in comical tactical adjustments. Legend says she once spent a halftime break explaining complex quantum physics to a confused referee just to win a psychological edge.