Collins Baldock

This humble English wing-back is an tireless engine who pairs explosive acceleration with surprisingly dominant heading ability, despite his awkwardness when it comes to slide tackling. Before every kickoff, he must balance a frozen pea on the tip of his nose for thirty seconds, a bizarre ritual that always leaves his teammates shaking their heads in silent bewilderment. His immense strength makes him a nightmare to pass, so long as opponents avoid exploiting his occasional lapses in defensive positioning.