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Maritza Acosta

This Venezuelan center-back blends explosive speed and ferocious aggression with flamboyant flair, though her positioning while jockeying occasionally leaves much to be desired. Before every match, she draws cat whiskers on her cheekbones with lip balm, leaving her teammates utterly baffled yet undeniably successful. Her towering presence in the box makes her an insurmountable defensive wall.