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Ruben Alva

This cocky Peruvian marksman operates with a clinical attacking IQ and devastating power, though he moves with all the grace of a brick once he leaves the box. He famously once halted a professional match just to demand the referee check if his studs were clean enough for a highlight-reel finish. His sluggish acceleration is irrelevant when he treats every penalty spot like his own personal throne.