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Berto Villalba

This electric Spanish fullback treats the pitch like a warzone, utilizing world-class defensive instincts and soaring leaps to demolish attacks with his trademark clinical slides. He famously once perfected his blocking technique by intercepting tennis balls fired from a professional serving machine in his backyard until dawn. Though he is an absolute defensive juggernaut, just keep the ball on the grass—his aerial game is hilariously amateur.