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Dean Larsen

This assertive American defensive wall dictates the backline with lightning-quick recoveries and surgical, gravity-defying tackles, though his occasional lapses in brute strength often force him into desperation. He exclusively enters the pitch walking backwards while chanting lullabies, a baffling ritual that has left his teammates equal parts amused and thoroughly terrified. Despite his composed brilliance, this rhythmic quirk remains the most unpredictable aspect of his game.