Sitaram Jha

Standing tall and fueled by unmatched arrogance, this relentless defensive powerhouse dominates the air and ground, though he famously struggles to keep his engine running for the full ninety minutes. He maintains his razor-sharp focus by intensely whispering secrets to a lucky pocket-sized plastic eggplant before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates keeping their distance. Whether sliding through challenges or intercepting passes, he plays with the fierce confidence of a man who truly believes he is the greatest on the pitch.