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Luc Tsimba

A lightning-fast fullback who dominates the air with freakish leap, he relentlessly patrols the flank despite his notoriously sloppy tackle timing. Before every kickoff, he obsessively eats exactly three pickled onion slices to 'cleanse his sight', leaving his bewildered teammates to look the other way while he finishes his pungent ritual. He brings an undeniable, electric charisma that masks his defensive blunders and keeps the energy high.