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Mohammed Howie

After miraculously recovering from a mangled shoulder caused by an overly enthusiastic bear hug, this friendly striker has channeled that pain into pure on-pitch magic. With otherworldly close control and agility, he dances through defenses, though his aerial game remains sadly as solid as jelly. His relentless drive and surgical precision from the penalty spot make him a constant nightmare for opposing goalkeepers.