Patrick Favero

This flamboyant Brazilian fullback is an aerial terror who dominates set-pieces with shocking verticality, though he occasionally forgets that defending involves more than just his gravity-defying headers. He famously refuses to touch grass before kickoff, insisting that his teammates carry him onto the pitch like a prized peacock to ensure he doesn't absorb 'bad earth vibes.' His baffled teammates usually just roll their eyes at the elaborate ritual while marveling at his endless stamina and sprint speed.