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Maricel Pastrana

This assertive Colombian fullback launches into the stratosphere with gravity-defying leaps to intercept crosses, though her timing often fails her in clinical tackles. Before every match, she obsessively balances a cold banana on her head for three minutes to focus, leaving teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. Her explosive acceleration makes her a nightmare for wingers, provided she remembers not to trip over her own ambition.