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Edmilson de Magalhaes

This cocky Brazilian maestro dictates the pitch with lightning acceleration and a sublime touch, though he burns out quickly and vanishes if the game drags on. Before every kick-off, he insists on balancing a raw egg on his forehead for exactly ten seconds to 'align his ego,' leaving his bewildered teammates to roll their eyes in silence. He is a technical genius with an erratic engine, guaranteed to dazzle you before demanding to be substituted.