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Bruno Ali

This electric German striker dominates the box with lethal finishing and an impeccable first touch, though his lack of aerial prowess often leaves him grounded during corners. To center his energy, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. Despite his heavy frame, his lightning acceleration and deadly precision make him an unstoppable force whenever he finds space.