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Moustapha Mba

With an ego as massive as his infinite stamina, this Cameroonian dynamo glides past defenders like they are training cones, though he wouldn't dare head a ball to avoid ruining his haircut. He once allegedly tried to nutmeg the team bus driver just to prove he had the best first touch on the squad. He dominates the pitch with cocky elegance, never stopping even when the whistle has long since blown.