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Musa Coenen

This Dutch defensive anchor glides with calm intensity, cutting passing lanes with tireless energy despite his sluggish top speed. Before every kickoff, he obsessively eats exactly three pickled onions to align his spirit, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore to keep the peace. His aerial prowess and ferocity in the tackle make him an immovable force who dictates the tempo while remaining remarkably composed.