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Manuel Jeannin

Standing as an imperious French wall, he commands the pitch with an elite defensive IQ and flawless tackling that leaves strikers questioning their career choices. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while whistling the French national anthem backward in the tunnel, a bizarre ritual his teammates tolerate only because his brilliance keeps them winning. While he suffers from a distinct lack of lift, his spatial awareness ensures that he rarely needs to leave the ground to dismantle the opposition.