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Valérie Schumacher

This Swiss wing-back is a lightning bolt who dismantles attacks with blistering speed and relentless jockeying, though her fiery temperament can occasionally lead to reckless challenges. Before every kick-off, she insists on polishing her boots with a secret concoction of Swiss mustard and holy water while humming yodeling tunes, leaving her teammates equal parts bewildered and impressed. She is an indomitable force on the flank who lacks brute physical strength but makes up for it with a chaotic, high-octane focus.