Andre Andersson

This cocky Norwegian winger treats the touchline like a catwalk, using his supernatural balance to weave through defenses while famously once nutmegging his own teammate during a practice drill just to see if he was paying attention. He possesses a devastating first touch and rapid top-end speed, though his flair is occasionally sabotaged by a complete lack of tactical discipline. He moves with a reckless, magnetic confidence that makes every sprint dribble feel like a taunt to the opposition.