Glen Bouchard

This swaggering Canadian midfielder commands the pitch with an engine that never quits and the sheer physical strength to muscle opponents off the ball. While his turn of pace is laughably sluggish, he uses masterful close control to dance around defenders and dictate the rhythm of the game. He carries himself with an ego as immense as his stamina, proving that you do not need speed when your technical poise and tenacity make you untouchable.