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Abdellah Jonkman

This Dutch wing-back is a human rocket capable of incinerating the flanks, even if his heading technique is borderline comical. Before every match, he insists on polishing his boots with peanut butter to attract good luck, leaving his teammates horrified by the lingering scent. His assertive nature and unattainable speed more than compensate for his lack of finesse in the air.