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Norbert Prevot

This friendly French striker dances past defenders with elite spatial awareness and a lethal first touch, though his stiffness in technical tricks often draws amused glances. Before every kick-off, he insists on whispering a pep talk to his left boot, a quirky ritual that has his teammates playfully betting on whether the cleat will answer back. Despite his limited trick bag, his clinical finishing and raw power make him a nightmare for any backline.