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Matu Merino

This Argentine marksman is a terrifying blend of lethal aerial dominance and lightning speed, though his clunky footwork makes his lack of flair comical. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing a raw egg on his forehead for ten seconds to 'channel his internal center of gravity,' leaving his teammates baffled and often holding back laughter in the tunnel. Despite his questionable ego and stiff technical skills, his finishing is so surgically precise that the locker room has no choice but to indulge his bizarre antics.