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Lise Bjerke

This imposing Norwegian tears through defenses with explosive speed and surgical finishing, though her feet occasionally turn to stone outside the box. Before every kickoff, she must recite poems about herself to her left shin guard, leaving teammates baffled as she basks in her own greatness. With unshakeable cockiness and lethal striking power, she is every goalkeeper’s nightmare.