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Elisabeth Novak

Standing like a fortress, this reserved Austrian fullback pairs terrifying defensive aggression with lightning acceleration, though her total inability to head the ball remains a bizarre mystery. Before every kickoff, she meticulously braids her left shoelace into a tiny hoop and insists on dribbling it through the pitch markers; her bewildered teammates just keep a safe distance while she completes the ritual. Her sheer physical dominance ensures she shuts down wings entirely, regardless of her aerial shortcomings.