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Normando Mendoza

This Argentinian striker is a charismatic lightning bolt with penalties that find the corner every time, even if his first touch can sometimes leave quite a lot to be desired. Teammates often joke about the time he dribbled through an entire neighborhood as a boy to impress a dog, only to realize he did not even have the ball with him. With an irresistible combination of acceleration and cold-bloodedness in front of goal, he captures fans' hearts despite his occasional technical lapses.