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Dimitri Angeli

This Italian fullback is an insufferable whirlwind on the pitch, capable of shredding any attacker with blistering speed despite his nonexistent heading ability. After shredding his ligaments in an absurd accident involving a supermarket trolley, he returned even more aggressive and determined to crush his opponents. His arrogance is matched only by his uncanny ability to appear from thin air to steal the ball.