Vencel Erdélyi

This Hungarian prodigy tears through defenses with insolent agility and unabashed arrogance, turning every dribble into a showcase of superiority. Despite a shattered elbow from a ridiculous kitchen accident while making goulash, he returned even stronger, though his tendency to ignore his teammates remains his only true flaw. His execution speed on the ball is poison to his opponents, making him the most fascinating and insufferable winger on the pitch.