Adeildo de Olíveira

This Brazilian midfield dynamo is a defensive mastermind who snuffs out attacks with lightning speed and lethal positioning, though his sliding tackles remain shockingly clumsy. He insists on eating a single cold grape placed perfectly in the center of the locker room floor before every kickoff, a ritual that his baffled teammates have learned to simply step around. His friendly spirit masks a fierce engine that runs non-stop, making him a nightmare for any opponent.