Phelipe Anastacio

This humble Brazilian striker possesses godly movement and aerial prowess, despite a clumsy first touch that often lets him down. He insists on whispering motivational quotes to a plastic lemon in his locker before every match, a quirky superstition his teammates have learned to simply ignore. His lethal finishing and uncanny pitch IQ make him a nightmare for defenders, even if his pre-game ritual remains a complete mystery.