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Luca James

This humble French midfield engine is a master of defensive positioning and elite blocking, though his lack of top-end sprint speed leaves him grounded. He stays sharp by balancing a raw onion on his head in the dressing room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly teary-eyed. Despite his sluggish top gear, he dominates every tackle through pure grit and calculated anticipation.